Damned by the Existential Moment

Dear Fellow Iowans,

I would like to offer you a reminder that tickets for Ben Folds' March 18th performance at the Val Air Ballroom in Des Moines go on sale tomorrow. Upon placing your order, you will be charged $30 plus $30 in CrapMaster fees.

You're welcome. Have a nice evening.

Sincerely,

2poppy